i will give a cookie to whoever owns all 12 types of nintendo ds's

Ok, so nintendo revealed that its making YET ANOTHER nintendo ds. The tentative title being (drumroll please) wait for it..................WAIT FOR IT............................................. the nintendo 3ds.. very creative....

first and foremost, prepare for insults.
1. the first ds looks like my NES, but i was ok because it was the nintendo ds.
2. the second ds i actually have no qualm with. i bask in its awesomeness.
3. the dsi gets rid of the gameboy advance slot, pretty much bitch slappin all backwards compatability.
4, the fourth ds................................ALL THEY DID WAS FAT-ASSED IT...... nothing more needs to be said.

I personally want nintendo to let people get used to holding at least 1 ds, before the next one comes out. Like, seriously, i got my nintendo ds lite the day it came out, and as soon as i recieved my change at the register, kid right behind me was buying a nintendo dsi.

Does nintendo have a quota to meet?
Is shigeru miyamoto on a acid trip?
Do i need to continue asking questions line by line until nintendo corrects themselves?
all this and more after the commercial break.